Have you heard the news?
Everybody's asking who
Is that man you've been seen with
And why I'm never out with you
Please tell me that you love me
Sort out this confusion
Say our love is still alive
For people must be jumping
To the wrong conclusion
That one and one make five
What I need right now
Is to hear you say they got it wrong
That he's just a new friend
A perfectly innocent one
So, tell me that you love me
Sort out this confusion
Say our love is still alive
For people must be jumping
to the wrong conclusion
that one and one make five
People are assuming
'Cause it's so confusing
That one and one make five
If one and one make two
I don't need to worry about you
But here where gossip and rumour thrive
One and one add up to three, four or five
One and one and one and one and one make five
(One and one make five)
Let's stay in tonight
And maybe disconnect the phone
The correct arithmetic
Just the two of us at home
Oh, tell me that you love me
Sort out this confusion
Say our love is still alive
For people must be jumping
To the wrong conclusion
That one and one make five
Tell me that you love me
Sort out this confusion
Say our love is still alive
For people must be jumping
To the wrong conclusion
That one and one make five
If one and one make two
I don't need to worry about you
I don't need to worry about you